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Is it April 1st? Is this a major issue for women? Can you order extra water capacity for the underendowed?

All of these questions and more will probably never be answered on this site (apart from the fact that it's August, not April, I think).

And can someone back home ring up the Sun and tell them the organization of their website is particularly shocking - making your online stuff look like your actually hard copy newspaper went out back in the late 90's I thought..... Still, it did allow me to find out that Celeb Love Island Danan nicked knickers!?!?!?

New bikini is chest great