Dodgy Pop (of the drinking variety)

I haven't worked out yet whether or not this is purely for publicity, or people actually buy this stuff, but you can get salmon flavoured soda's from Jones for the holiday season (note the over here politically correct avoidance of Christmas). I can't think of anything that sounds worse, but they try with their other speciality flavours - turkey & gravy, corn on the cob, broccoli casserole and pecan pie. Has anyone ever tried these? And do they taste as bad as they sound?