Killer on the loose (well, not quite)

Only 10? Just watch out for the sounds of birds in your neighbourhood - it could be a sign.

And here's the latest in a line of about 20 million jokes...

"Vice President Dick Cheney, while hunting wild geese in the Rose Garden, accidentally shot President Bush twice, once in the heart and once in the head. 'I didn't really shoot the President twice,' said Cheney. 'The second time I shot him, I was president.' "