Newcastle comes 5th!!

Unfortunately, not a forward view of the Premiership, meaning we'd be heading off to another European foray next season, but a winner in the fattest places in the country league table. At least we didn't win I suppose - Bradford has that honour (must be all those great curry houses).

Luckily, I don't live there, so my portly figure didn't count (we might have won it all otherwise). I live in the (almost) health capital of the USA, but given that no-one has weighed me over here for any competitions, I can't take the blame for losing that one either.

Off for a donut now - have fun!

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