Woman In Spain Has 15lb Baby!

The pain is unimaginable (especially for me, as I'm a boy). I was convinced that the Pete and Lisa show for producing large babies was going to be a winner, but a Columbian in Spain beat them all out with something so remarkably large, it came out of the womb and immediately took control of the remote and switched on the cartoons (that bit was a lie by the way - Sky Sports, as everyone knows, is always first choice for anyone grabbing a remote).

Anyway, I think Claire had enough to go through with Ella's birth without having to deal with such a large baby, so for that we can definitely be thankful. Possibly the scariest part of the article though was the guy claiming that he had a 17lb kid with another woman - he obviously keeps eating the Ready Brek.

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