BAM!!! - Don Vito Charged

Bam Margera's Uncle (from MTV's Viva La Bam show) took a quick trip to Denver and ended up spending more time here than he originally intended.

The "actor" who from what I can remember has trouble trying to speak in any sort of recognized version of English has been charged with 2 counts of sexual assault on a child, following a promo at the Colorado Mills mall. There are rumours in Denver of a cell phone camera shot proving his guilt, but they haven't been published anywhere I can find (and probably won't I imagine).

Luckily for him, he has Kobe's old lawyer, so even if he's as guilty as sin (which of course has yet to be proved), he'll probably get off on some technicality anyway.