How To Be a Chav

Just in case you fancied learning properly, we have a special video below with details on hair, make-up and clothes.

I've been away from home so long I can't make out the accent, but it sounds a little makem to me - if anyone can work it out, I'd appreciate the help. You also don't get too many chavs in Denver from what I've seen, so I'm able to wear my Burberry shirt(s) in complete shameless abandon.....