Telltale signs you picked a psycho

After many a wrong choice growing up, I finally made a good one and snagged the wife forever and ever. I won't go into details or list out the crazy ones (you know who you are), but lets just say that one was named (by both my friends and family I might add) as Scottish Nutter.....

Anyway, past experience made this list of telltale signs all the more entertaining. Enjoy....