The Hills Update

I never realized these little snippets existed until today, so if you ever miss The Hills one Monday night, check them out. They cut out the adverts, show almost as much of the show, and only take up 5 minutes of your time. Maybe I can persuade the wife to watch the shortened version from now on? Somehow I doubt it....

Detox - MTV Shows

Bam Don Vito Guilty

Not really surprising considering this was the number one pic on Google images when I searched, but Don Vito from MTV"s Viva La Bam was found guilty of groping a couple of girls at a Colorado appearance at a local skate park.

"Highlights" from the court appearance were the claims that he was "still in character for the appearance", and "so drunk he pissed himself".

On hearing the news that he had been found guilty, he apparently lost it, screamed and flailed around a lot, and ended up being carried out by 8 guards. Not sure what he was expecting, but given the girls were only 12 and 14 at the time, he couldn't expect to get off without some sort of sentence.

Britney Was Awful

I was really hoping she would be good, but she wasn't. At all.

Looked like she was spending all of her time remembering her dance steps (which she didn't quite manage despite all the concentrations), she lip synched (badly), and she looked like she ran off at the end. She did smile once, but that was it.

Sorry Britney, but you need to take some time off or something, and get yourself sorted out. It wasn't good.

And did I miss the actual fight between Tommy Lee and Kid Rock over Pamela Anderson, or was it cut out? I didn't see any of it, but I wasn't paying attention the whole time.

Top performers - Alicia Keys as always, and Justin and Timbaland - they just looked like they were having too much fun. Oh yeah, and Chris Brown with the 2 little kids - I'm going upstairs to practice my dancing now.